Ignite Montreal 2011 was an amazing night with 14 presenters. I was fortunate to have had my presentation accepted. These are the PowerPoint slides that accompanied my talk. I received a lot of great feedback from attendees (there were about 200 people in the audience) and very much appreciate it. Most of the numbers are real but to maintain the light-hearted nature of an Ignite “conference” coupled with the humourous aspect of the presentation and post-Ignite interest and follow-up, I made up two of the slides (i.e., their statement and numbers are fiction). Can you guess which ones? Each of the original slides had an image, numbers and a word or two but I added a brief summary of what I said for Slideshare.